Manscaping...or no Mouth Love...

    From my very first attempt...I have been pretty spectacular at giving head.  Not that I am trying to toot my own horn, but if you are one of the very satisfied few on whose horn I HAVE tooted...you are quite possibly having a similar flashback to to the ones I have been having about you lately...since...I'm on this whole celibacy trip while I'm writing this shit.  Its not like giving head to a man is rocket science or anything.  This was SUPPOSED to be an informative post for women on oral sex, much like its "Chewing the Chocha" predecessor...but...when I started asking men about what they feel women do wrong, the major consensus was pretty much "There is not much you can do to fuck up giving us head.  Just, make your mouth really wet, have some enthusiasm, and you're not going to hurt my dick unless you bite me...so...suck like you mean it."  I'm going to go ahead and shake my head at your inevitable lack of argument to that statement...

    I enjoy giving head.  It is really...a power thing for me.  I have been told that I don't "look" like I should be ABLE to do the things I can do with my tongue, whatever that means, but even that kind of statement is motivation for me to continuously work to perfect my craft.  I love being underestimated.  There's this one look that every man I have ever serviced has given as I inched lower and closer to his belt buckle that I find extremely amusing.  Its like a mix of 'kid about to get a new toy' + 'what is she about to do???' and preparation for 'Damn...what if she's just trying to take off my pants for sex' and 'but...some pussy wouldn't be TOO bad right about now anyway.'  That last thought tends to include a kind of far away look with the tiniest smirk...and then...that little grin and eye roll when they figure out what is really about to happen.  I like that look...a lot...but I do not get the chance to see it often...because not enough of you seem to understand the wonderful benefits of manscaping and man-maintenance. 

     My next blog post...is for you...You give men a bad name...Balls smelling all tart and shit...hair everywhere...I HAVE BRACES YOU JACKASS...