"Get the P*ssy" Playlist

One of my favorite quotes on the topic of music comes from Victor Hugo who says that "Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."  A completely accurate deduction which I believe is completely appropriate for helping me to discuss the following:  Never underestimate the power of a Get the Pussy Playlist. 

(Not really hidden...but) Hidden on my iTunes are a few gems of playlists just waiting for me to either finish writing my book, or to finally break down and schedule a flight to see Mr. Pink before I bust through the door of a sexually frustrated nervous breakdown (on which I am currently knocking). I digress...music is undeniably powerful.  Before every game I had to listen to Pastor Troy to get ready to knock some heads (I played Rugby) and I have learned that if I want to maintain any semblance of a decent insurance premium, I have to stop listening to Young Jeezy during trips that are longer than 20 miles (I really don't know how he is so able to COMPLETELY just not ALLOW me to drive slower than 92 mph).  And so it is with the sex playlists...maaaaaannnn....these are tools we all talk about and think about when we were NEW to the sex and intimacy game...but, once people get all "grown" and don't have to worry about a roommate down the hall hearing what is going on, the sex play list quickly became a forgotten art. 

I'm not just talking that slow jam filled playlist that is supposed to make you think you're in love for a few minutes...I'm talking that...Real...Deal...Bust...It...Down...to...THE BEAT...mix of songs...those old school joints that you heard in your dreams growing up and you never realized how they got there (Yo...Pops was INFAMOUS)  but now you are in your mid to late 20s, and early 30s and yet you love Lenny Williams...and those songs you hum at work and forget its Monday because you have that goofy post -"big O" face on your mug.

I'm a Georgia Girl...and every REAL Georgia Peach has some songs that have made her want to be a stripper.  It may have only been for a few moments...maybe in her dorm room..may have been the first night she tasted tequila in a club...but at SOME point, she has heard a beat that made her imagine Onyx or Magic City (even if she's never clubbed in Atlanta) and made her wanna *pop that pussy for a real n***a...#FACT.  Now...I've been a long-time supporter of the S.C.C.F. (Strip Club College Fund) which has helped me earn my Strip Club Philanthropy Badge in the Home Girl Scouts (we don't sell cookies...but we may...nevermind)...so I know that strippers are not always that pretty...but when we have our "I'm a Stripper" fantasy...we're not thinking of those...And if you play the "Strip Club in my Mind "mix...a Peach is going to ride the HELL out that thang...

EVERYONE needs at least 3 playlists:

1) The Eat The Box Mix:  *Shout Out to my Twin*  This mix will consist of the normal love song fare...R&B...but you have to include Robin Thicke and Jon B for that added ecstasy when it comes to eating it from the back. You also gotta have the early 90s greats...Shai, Dru Hill, ALLUHDAT...and maybe a litte Usher...something with a driving beat even though its slow...so with the beat, the mood can be switched up and the rhythm of the song can motivate a few changes in tongue action along with the song. During some course of this list, have some D'Angelo...because ALL D'Angelo songs for some reason have a perfect melody for trailing up from the pelvis to the belly button for a little oooohhhhaaaahhhh time, before coming all the way up...THEN this playlist doubles as a "Lets Make Love" list. 

2) The Soundtrack to my Daydreams Mix:  You need a few of those classic songs that make the nani talk to you...there are undeniably some songs that just make the punany throb...you know what they are...so you put those on a mix.  This mix easily becomes part of the pre-game process...it's the playlist that gets played in the car on the way to the house/hotel/whatever special spot for "getting it in."  These are the songs that may possible come on the Party Shuffle one day and you have a down right aftershock from the flashback.  #GoodShit

(All Day I Dream About Sex)

3) The Strip Club in my Mind Mix:  Like I said...EVERY GA Peach has a song that has made her feel like a stripper...but EVERY woman has some songs that make her feel sexy. Those Sex Kitten songs have the power to unlock some freaky-deaky in and out of the bedroom.  My personal favorites tend to include beats that just scream making that ass "round of applause," Atlanta-based rappers, and HEAVY BASS.  These are the songs that you can put on shuffle and repeat...and let the fun begin...because when a woman feels like a sex kitten...you can sit back...relax...and you'll BOTH enjoy the *ride*.

I'll share a few from the Strip Club in MY mind:

(Future's voice gets the pussy wet....)

Ain't No Way Around It - Future
Put It Down - Ray Lavender ft. T-Pain
Walk With Way - P$C ft. Cee-Lo Green
Hello - T.I. Ft. Governor
Tear the Pussy Up - Yung Jeezy
Let's Get Away - T.I. Ft Jazze Pha
To The Moon - Future
Freaky Girl -Gucci Mane