So people who don’t keep unhealthy friendships for long aren’t to be trusted. It is, however, much better to remain friends for years and trust people so much that you lie to each other about having a stomach virus (the way @AllThingzRandom lied to such a great friend she had in @Capital_Eyes telling her that she had intestinal complications to hide her gonorrhea diagnosis) or to be such a great friend that when you find out the truth from one friend about how @IAmDDub and @AllThingzRandom had gonorrhea / Chlamydia #AtTheSameDamnTime, you showed your love by disclosing that exact information to such an "UNTRUSTWORTHY" person (ME) while also insinuating the method of transmission of bacterial infections between the two of them in such a way that I question: are you such great friends that you both got the same STDs #AtTheSameDamnTime from fucking OTHER people instead of each other? Or…were you fucking EACH OTHER…Since you seem to be such a packaged deal.
The SAME @AllThingzRandom is author at laughcrycuss.com and readily gives relationship advice via blog and TL (Since All Publicity is Good Publicity, right?)
How awesome and enlightening it must be to cajole among yourselves based on the urging of a woman who gets anti-psychotic medication prescribed by her gynecologist without the necessary clinical/psychological therapy that she needs in addition to a simple Zoloft prescription…a woman so racked with co-dependency issues that she begged me not to leave her side , unsure of what she might do to herself if left alone…all because she couldn’t handle being ignored after swallowing some man’s semen…or was it because she picked [Name Redacted by request] over [Name redacted by request] because he didn’t have sweaty hands…yet the latter was finished with Law School while the other floundered in MBA studies?
The same woman who raucously delighted at the thought that she would have @esDz pleasure her orally as a means of SOMEHOW getting back at [Name redacted by request] for actually taking her at her word that it was cool to fuck her without a condom as complete strangers, while still occupying some of his time with that same young lady that she constantly berates behind her back asserting that that same FRIEND is a fake lesbian/bi-sexual for attention…but…they’re really good friends. SO trustworthy and dependable must that friendship be that it was founded on sharing the same penis…I mean…one can only guess that to be true, if again, one were to believe that @AllThingzRandom and @IAmDDubb are so close they possibly shared a penis AND the same exact venereal disease.
Friendship so wonderful, INDEED. You can laugh WITH each other, and then laugh AT each other when discussing how @AllThingzRandom is so thirsty that @Swq84 felt it necessary to make it clear that another friend would NOT be fucking her…and the discussion makes its rounds as you snicker behind each other’s backs...right, @KareemOfZamunda?
But all of you are the most trustworthy bunch ever, right?
Yes, I blocked you on Twitter. Twitter is entertaining. I get information from a variety of sources and enjoy laughing with people in real time about things that actually matter. It's great to see so many witty people without needing to have a shared background. I blocked you to satisfy your needs. If my tweets are filled with such vitriol, yet you cannot bear to look away, I provide you with the opportunity to clear yourself from such negativity. Or, if you need fear to speak freely, especially those of you in possession of my phone number, I block you to give you free reign to romp on the internet to speak ill of me as much as you please publicly without having to pause or waste time creating GChats.
I applaud you all, for being such FANTASTIC examples of
friendship. And to think, I thought friendship involved mutual respect. Bravo.
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