$#!% I Couldn't Tweet (During Ramadan) Part 1

I haven't been doing my kegels like I used to...and I'm really starting to notice the difference.

I miss rubbing my fingers over a man's head as his tongue goes to work between my thighs.

Sex.

#SayYes RT @Kris_Ae Sex

I haven't had an orgasm...and that makes me sad.

When I say 'Fuck Your Face' I mentally precede that with (I Want To)

#HornyTweet

I want to fuck him in 6" platform pumps...and have him use my heels as joysticks.

#OralFixationTweet

#RecentText "Hey Kris...I haven't talked to you since we had sex." Me: I need more info than that.

His dick definitely feels smaller than I remember. #SexWithTheExTweet

I'm not a bad girl...I just tweet that way.

Thank God my phone died in the middle of that #DrunkDial last night.

I just wanna know...Do you run the red light? #WarPaint

I can count the # of dicks that have been in my mouth w/ fingers only, but I still enjoy it.

Don't pull out... #SoIKnowItsReal

Do I miss you or #DADick?

Being a #BrokeNigga is more indicative of a mindset than solely one's financial situation.

I would have less issue with the Body Count discussion if I could void ages 18-20.

By 25, a woman who REALLY has great sex and her shit together ain't tweeting like a #TwitterHoney

I have a #HeauxBag Essentials Checklist. #SexSense

I don't usually cook for men...but I make sure they eat. #SexSense

I have yet to meet the dick I want to marry.

I have been daydreaming ALL DAY about sucking and fucking #Him. Can't Focus

Every time I watch American Gangster, I get involuntary kegels because of #Him.

#NoCondomSeason #NoPullOutFestival

I have never had semen in my mouth. I'm 25. Is that normal? #SexSense

Is there a such thing as a legal escort service with franchise capability?

I really just grabbed a man's dick...in this club...in front of people.

Ay Dios Mio... Tequila...makes my dick hard.

1800 Silver >>>>>

I can't feel my face right now...so...will you let me feel yours?

#DrunkTweet

"It isn't tricking if you've got it--it's called balling if you got it." -Yo Gotti #Science

Where are my panties?  Oh...that's right...I didn't wear any.

We're told that men don't start THINKING about settling down until 25...#FuckAllThat

#BoxOffering

SHOTS!

Send me a dick pic #SoIKnowItsReal

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I cheat when I give head...I use my hands a lot.  #NoComplaintsTho

#HeyBoo @ClayLSMAllDay @IAmMissKarma @421_Steph @KhanYe_S @KareemOfZamunda

If a bitch is cooking pasta on the first home dinner date, she can't cook #SexSense

If she serves you non-grilled food on a paper plate? Skeet on her face, not in her cooch.

If a woman gently presses her fingers into your waist when you're stroking? #KeepItUp

I need someone to hit the back of it...like...now. #SayYes

Heauxs.  We don't Love 'em.

Is it still deep-throating if he doesn't reach the back of my throat and I'm all the way down? #SexSense

Don't compare your head to mine if you aren't showing love to the balls. #SexSense

So...here's part 1 of the Shit I couldn't Tweet. I really appreciate all of the #SexSense Supporters!  Thank you for reading, tweeting, and RTing!  MUAH! Besos a ti My Loves! :) :-*