Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Medical Mac & Cheese
This recipe is GREAT for medicating after a break-up.
Ingredients
1 Box (12 oz.) Pasta (Penne Rigate)
1 Can of Cambpell's Cream of Mushroom Soup (Non-Diluted)
3 Cups of Swanson Chicken Broth
1 Cup of butter (1 Stick) -Room Temp
1 Can of Condensed/Evaporated Milk
5- 1lb. bags of shredded cheese
Mozzarella (2) Sharp Cheddar
Colby Jack Mild Cheddar
8 oz of ricotta cheese
3 large eggs
1 cup of milk (2%)
salt and pepper
extra virgin olive oil
Preheat oven to 400F
In large saucepan, mix 3 cups of chicken broth and 2 cups of water, Add salt (about 1 tsp) and 1 TBsp of extra vigin olive oil, and bring to a rapid boil. Add pasta and stir, return to rapid boil. Cook uncovered, stirring occasionally. Once boiling, pasta should be cooked for 6-7 minutes, until tender. Drain, and return to saucepan. Add can of Cream of Mushroom soup, 1/2 stick of butter and 2 large eggs, mixing until pasta is covered. add a dash of salt and pepper while mixing. Cover.
In separate saucepan, heat 1 cup of evaporated milk, melting 1/2 stick of butter into it. Slowly stir in 1/2 cup of shredded mozzarella and 1/2 cup of mild cheddar, until melted.
In small mixing bowl, mix 1 large egg into ricotta cheese, until mixture becomes uniform in appearance. Stir into cheese sauce mixture.
IN BAKING DISH, layer pasta about 1/2 inch-1 inch deep. Pour Sauce mix in a thin layer over pasta. Sprinkle shredded cheese as a layer over pasta and sauce layers. Add secondary later of pasta, and additionally layer of ricotta/cheese sauce mix. Once full, pour 1 cup of milk over pasta, and any additional condensed milk until liquid is almost to top of dish. Layer remaining shredded cheese over baking dish.
Bake at 400F for 45 minutes or until top layer of cheese has melted and mozzarella is golden.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
$#!% I Couldn't Tweet (During Ramadan) Part 1
I haven't been doing my kegels like I used to...and I'm really starting to notice the difference.
I miss rubbing my fingers over a man's head as his tongue goes to work between my thighs.
Sex.
#SayYes RT @Kris_Ae Sex
I haven't had an orgasm...and that makes me sad.
When I say 'Fuck Your Face' I mentally precede that with (I Want To)
#HornyTweet
I want to fuck him in 6" platform pumps...and have him use my heels as joysticks.
#OralFixationTweet
#RecentText "Hey Kris...I haven't talked to you since we had sex." Me: I need more info than that.
His dick definitely feels smaller than I remember. #SexWithTheExTweet
I'm not a bad girl...I just tweet that way.
Thank God my phone died in the middle of that #DrunkDial last night.
I just wanna know...Do you run the red light? #WarPaint
I can count the # of dicks that have been in my mouth w/ fingers only, but I still enjoy it.
Don't pull out... #SoIKnowItsReal
Do I miss you or #DADick?
Being a #BrokeNigga is more indicative of a mindset than solely one's financial situation.
I would have less issue with the Body Count discussion if I could void ages 18-20.
By 25, a woman who REALLY has great sex and her shit together ain't tweeting like a #TwitterHoney
I have a #HeauxBag Essentials Checklist. #SexSense
I don't usually cook for men...but I make sure they eat. #SexSense
I have yet to meet the dick I want to marry.
I have been daydreaming ALL DAY about sucking and fucking #Him. Can't Focus
Every time I watch American Gangster, I get involuntary kegels because of #Him.
#NoCondomSeason #NoPullOutFestival
I have never had semen in my mouth. I'm 25. Is that normal? #SexSense
Is there a such thing as a legal escort service with franchise capability?
I really just grabbed a man's dick...in this club...in front of people.
Ay Dios Mio... Tequila...makes my dick hard.
1800 Silver >>>>>
I can't feel my face right now...so...will you let me feel yours?
#DrunkTweet
"It isn't tricking if you've got it--it's called balling if you got it." -Yo Gotti #Science
Where are my panties? Oh...that's right...I didn't wear any.
We're told that men don't start THINKING about settling down until 25...#FuckAllThat
#BoxOffering
SHOTS!
Send me a dick pic #SoIKnowItsReal
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I cheat when I give head...I use my hands a lot. #NoComplaintsTho
#HeyBoo @ClayLSMAllDay @IAmMissKarma @421_Steph @KhanYe_S @KareemOfZamunda
If a bitch is cooking pasta on the first home dinner date, she can't cook #SexSense
If she serves you non-grilled food on a paper plate? Skeet on her face, not in her cooch.
If a woman gently presses her fingers into your waist when you're stroking? #KeepItUp
I need someone to hit the back of it...like...now. #SayYes
Heauxs. We don't Love 'em.
Is it still deep-throating if he doesn't reach the back of my throat and I'm all the way down? #SexSense
Don't compare your head to mine if you aren't showing love to the balls. #SexSense
So...here's part 1 of the Shit I couldn't Tweet. I really appreciate all of the #SexSense Supporters! Thank you for reading, tweeting, and RTing! MUAH! Besos a ti My Loves! :) :-*
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